The Kingdom of Geertruidenberg NLD is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.946 billion Geertruidenberg NLDians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Geertruidenberg NLDian economy, worth 426 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,612 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geertruidenberg NLD's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geertruidenberg NLD is ranked 32,572^nd in the world and 276^th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,394.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.